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Welcome to the Uzi Café,
where I prepare and serve homemade snacks for your eyes, ears and head.
Consider pairing these treats with whiskey, red wine, moonshine, 
black tea, espresso or cold water, and a round of target practice.
That aside, you are free to experience and interpret your time here any way you like.


For all inquiries,
please write to me directly.


Some comments about C. Charles Bley, Chouchou Wagner, and CONFUSOR:

"I've never heard anyone walk away from one of [his] shows saying well that was a waste of time." S. Galan

"...a true original." M. Powell

"He's a generic bohemian jack of all no-talent fop-tard." E. Burroughs